Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
