he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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