Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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