This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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