covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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