Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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