North Korea, Best Korea!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Randomize
