would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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