He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Is Oprah even human
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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