If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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