his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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