i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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