Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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