return my video game
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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