I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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