i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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