yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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