honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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