I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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