Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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