That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
