Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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