This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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