Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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