i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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