And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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