white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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