is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I have aggressive nipples.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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