? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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