My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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