i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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