I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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