she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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