No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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