Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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