Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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