well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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