I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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