These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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