then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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