I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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