I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
