Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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