didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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