I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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