were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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