Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You can make out without kissing
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