I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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