would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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