I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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