Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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