i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just googled if crying burns calories
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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