North Korea, Best Korea!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
