my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So much rum. So many feels.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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