the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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