So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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