yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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