dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think I sprained my soul last night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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